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(Sung to the tune of one of my all-time favourites: Oh What a Night! – loudly and tunelessly to the accompaniment of a huge glass bottle of end-of-week wine.) Yesterday, for the first time since 21st December I was child-free – … Continue reading →

Me: Ok, I’m going to tell you my all-time best joke: what did the villagers call Postman Pat when he retired? Family: What? Me: Pat! I collapsed laughing. My family regarded me stony-faced. They’d heard this one a thousand times. … Continue reading →